| Kris |
A friend of mine just sent it in. Enjoy>
A guy walks into the local Unemployment office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi! I hate being on the dole. I'd really rather have a job."
The clerk behind the desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who owns a string of Pubs who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes Limo, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, all meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
escort her on her overseas Vacations . You'll have a Penthouse apartment . The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bull****ting me!"
The Unemployment clerk says, "Yeah, well, you started it". |
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| Stoker |
Kris
Very good, but don't give up your day job just yet. |
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