| Kris |
A major research institution has recently announced
the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to
science. This new element has been tentatively named "Managerium."
Managerium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons,
and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons,
which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like
particles called peons.
Since Managerium has no electrons, it is inert.
However, it can be detected as it impedes every
reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute
amount of Managerium causes one reaction to take over
4 days to complete when it would normally take less
than a second.
Managerium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does
not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in
which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons
exchange places. In fact, Managerium's mass will actually increase
over time, since each reorganization causes some morons to become
neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some
scientists to speculate that Managerium is formed
whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred
to as "Critical Morass." You will know it when you see
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