[Frumunda Cheese]

Damn birds! Every day at work I get pooped on by the birds. They sit on my mirrors and poop all down the side of my car. I tried putting double sided tape on top of the mirrors while I was working but when I came out I saw poo down both sides. I thought that might keep them from perching too long but didn't work. Anyone have any idea to keep the birds off? I'm no fan of PETA so if you think of some torturous way to get rid of the birds, let me know.

 

[GMTURBO43]

What about folding the mirrors in?

 

[Gonzo]

Stick a scare crow in the drivers seat.

 

[njjoe]

Put bird seed on the car next to you.

-njjoe

 

[zebelkhan]

Put bird seed on the car next to you.

-njjoe

LOL....:2:

 

[sayfj]

A 40 gigawatt plasma rifle or a 10mm Uzi......

 

[Enforcer]

Silicone spray.

 

[Kris]

Park somwhere else...........

 

[njjoe]

Frumunda Cheese-

I believe I have found a sure-fire solution to your problem. Ford has an anti-bird option that you may be able to incorporate in to your MO.

Check out the link below and let me know what you think.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2635320316315353900&q=shirt+fold&pl=true

-njjoe

 

[Gonzo]

:21:

 

[mgthe3]

LOL That was funny!
:21:
:21:

Try some really slick wax. Collinite is slick as an eel when fresh.

 

[Frumunda Cheese]

Those are all great recommendations. I like the ford idea but they sit on the mirrors. I didn't realize the mirrors fold in. I may try it but its probably a pain to do every day.

 

[zebelkhan]

I didn't realize the mirrors fold in. I may try it but its probably a pain to do every day.

The Japanese version of the MO has power fold mirrors that fold when you turn the ignition off. Maybe our friends from Japan can ask their local dealers if the manual mirrors can be retrofitted.

 

[Nizmo]

Leave the poop...so they can spread to the hood.
Just kidding...:16:


NZM

 

[mgthe3]

Yo Cheese

Ever get the buggers to stay off?

 

[Frumunda Cheese]

No, but it seems the closer I park to the trees the less poo I get. Maybe they prefer the tree if it's closer.

 

[Coness]

:20: OMG...that was hilarious. Too bad there isn't some sort of thing for the jackasses that park next to us and ding our doors.