Damn birds! Every day at work I get pooped on by the birds. They sit on my mirrors and poop all down the side of my car. I tried putting double sided tape on top of the mirrors while I was working but when I came out I saw poo down both sides. I thought that might keep them from perching too long but didn't work. Anyone have any idea to keep the birds off? I'm no fan of PETA so if you think of some torturous way to get rid of the birds, let me know.