There it was, backed into a space against the curb, waaaay at the end of the lot at our local costco. I looked at her and the first thought that went through my mind was the famous jaak line....a hot wheels car, king size, and in person.
WTF is this car?
Who makes it?
It is perrrrrrfect.
It's not a car, it's not any stamped out SUV, it's all on her own, the beauty, the dignity, the down right perfect lines.....they wooed me.
I was hooked on my first glimpse.
The lines....the beauty....those farkin huge wheels and her upswept angles.....they danced through my head on days forward.
Then I drove her.
Where are the shift points? Oops, I'm goin 80.
Quiet power.
Let me sling her into a curve...ohhhhh yeaaaaah, this is it.
Grand prix races me off a line, LMAO, what a joke.
Ricer challenges, WAAAAAAAAAAA.....Mo quietly dismisses the coffee can exhausted whatever it is.....quietly, confidently, supremely.
Oh yes, this is what she said when I saw her.
And she still delivers, 14 months later.
ABSOLUTELY...no complaints. She is what I saw, she delivers.

WTF is this car?
Who makes it?
It is perrrrrrfect.
It's not a car, it's not any stamped out SUV, it's all on her own, the beauty, the dignity, the down right perfect lines.....they wooed me.
I was hooked on my first glimpse.
The lines....the beauty....those farkin huge wheels and her upswept angles.....they danced through my head on days forward.
Then I drove her.
Where are the shift points? Oops, I'm goin 80.
Quiet power.
Let me sling her into a curve...ohhhhh yeaaaaah, this is it.
Grand prix races me off a line, LMAO, what a joke.
Ricer challenges, WAAAAAAAAAAA.....Mo quietly dismisses the coffee can exhausted whatever it is.....quietly, confidently, supremely.
Oh yes, this is what she said when I saw her.
And she still delivers, 14 months later.
ABSOLUTELY...no complaints. She is what I saw, she delivers.